As a boy, one of my sons loved to draw fighter planes. I found one of his drawings on a church pew after worship one Sunday. I think he did most of his sketching while I was preaching. Any way to get through a sermon, right?
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A young man in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. She kept staring at him, finally overtaking him at the checkout. Turning to him she said, "I hope I haven't made you feel uncomfortable; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
The Marion Regional Farmers Market opens this Saturday, May 12th, and will be open every Saturday morning from 8am until noon through October.
Internationally recognized author and speaker Wayne Dyer tells about a 64th birthday card from his children. The outside of the card was beautiful. The words were inspiring, “Inside is a message from God.” Dyer was touched that his children were beginning to appreciate his work. When he opened the card, the inside read, “See you soon!”
The William King Museum will host a garage sale May 11-12, from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. each day, in the little white building behind the museum.
While visiting an out-of-state church, I saw a hot-air hand dryer in the men’s restroom. Someone had scratched out the instructions and substituted another message. “Press the button for a message from our pastor.”
Most of the time, I am a big fan of church bloopers. There are plenty of them. Generally, church people work hard to do the right thing. They are often the same people who, when it comes to writing it down, get it all wrong.
Reportedly, Mark Twain referred to golf as “A good walk, spoiled.” However, Mark Twain never knew Bubba Watson. The Arizona golfer won the Master’s Tournament Sunday. Twain had a good sense of humor and never passed up a chance to be a character. I think he would have liked Bubba Watson.
The Tazewell First Assembly of God presented a live crucifixion in honor of the Easter holiday.
Some friends of ours have a grandson, Andrew. He is almost 3 years old. Last week, Andrew was not feeling well. He did not look well either with a rash covering most of his body. I imagine the sight of the rash bothered Andrew as much as feeling sick.
Of the few things that overwhelm Linda, a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese is one. The pizza and the noise combined with a mob of preschoolers are too much for her.
Do you remember the days when a trip to the barbershop smelled of Old Bay instead of hair spray? When hardwood surrounded giant mirrors and the conversation centered on sports and news of the day? Marion’s newest business strives to offer that and more.
In case you blinked, spring started this week. Actually, the first day of spring was Tuesday. Of course, it would be easy to miss the beginning of spring; most of the winter has felt like spring. This year fall, winter and spring seem to have blended into just one long season. It may not be good English, but this year, spring seems sprung.
It took three weeks to write the first column. Not because I didn’t know what I wanted to say. Not because I didn’t know how to begin my story. It took three weeks because I realize committing to this column is committing to the proposal itself. I want to marry Mindy, that’s the easy part. I want to marry Mindy, that’s the scary part.
We were robbed! OK, I have a tendency to exaggerate and overreact. All we lost was a decorative yard sign with our address on it. It was worth about $150.
We needed Angel Babcock to live. Everyone tried, from her rescuers to the specialists who cared for her at Kosair Children’s Hospital, to her family and all who prayed for her.
The sun was shining without a cloud in the sky. It was Sunday morning and I was driving to a small church in rural Alabama. Although I was in still in college, they had called me as their pastor a year earlier.
Admittedly, I have little experience with mental health care and treatment. Once, I fantasized that my dog Buck could be a therapy dog. However, on a trial run, it was determined that people actually regressed when Buck entered a room. He has a similar effect on me.
I haven’t figured out much during my time on earth, but one thing I know for sure is women are sold on marriage.
Keeping a healthy heart
Art Linkletter popularized the phrase, “Kids say the darndest things.” They also say some pretty embarrassing things.
Linda is the hiker in the family. She has trekked through the Himalayas and other parts of the world. Though I never claimed to be a mountain man, hiking up Mt. Rogers seemed reasonable. Taking Linda along would guarantee I would find my way home.
Daughters grow up and fathers famously resist it. I know that I did, particularly when it came to clothing.
Ironically, he died the week I left for Africa. I had not seen him in a very long time. In fact, I am more than a little embarrassed to admit that I did not know he was still alive. Undoubtedly, he had retired years, maybe decades ago. I am not even sure how old he was, at least in his 80s.
A friend forwarded the following: I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
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